Minions

They’re yellow, chaotic, and speak a language that’s 50% banana, 50% nonsense — welcome to Minions. These pint-sized agents of mischief have one mission: serve the baddest boss they can find (and probably blow up his lab in the process).

Part comedy, part chaos theory, the Minions prove that evil has never looked this adorable — or this accident-prone. From Pharaohs to mad scientists, their career path is an explosion-filled résumé of loyalty and disaster.

Tips for Surviving Life as a Minion

1. Always bring snacks — preferably bananas: A hungry Minion is a dangerous Minion. Bananas are currency, comfort, and cause of 90% of workplace conflicts. Stock up or face the consequences.

2. Safety goggles are non-negotiable: Whether you’re inventing a shrink ray or “accidentally” launching the boss into orbit, eye protection is the line between chaos and catastrophe. Probably both, actually.

3. Stick with your tribe: Minions alone are silly. Together, they’re unstoppable (and slightly louder). When in doubt, shout “Bello!” and follow the noise — teamwork makes the boom work.

4. Learn from failure (or just laugh at it): Every explosion is a lesson. Every disaster, an opportunity. Every singed eyebrow, a memory. The Minion way is trial, error, and comedic timing.

Gear & Essentials

Must-haves for every Minion: goggles, overalls, and a questionable understanding of physics. Optional upgrades include a megaphone, a ukulele, and an endless supply of chaotic optimism.

Final Thoughts

Minions is proof that you don’t need a plan to make history — just enthusiasm, loyalty, and a banana-based diet. So grab your goggles, embrace the nonsense, and remember: chaos is an art form, if you laugh loud enough.